terça-feira, 24 de setembro de 2013

Como não vender sua casa

Estas fotos são reais, publicadas em anúncios de venda de imóveis.
Nossa humilde sugestão: se você quiser vender sua casa, jamais use fotos como essas.

Here we have a rare action shot: A flight of stairs expertly captured by someone in the process of falling down them. submitted by Phil Shakespeare, for which thanks.

In tribute to mime artists the world over, I publish this without comment. Submitted by Ginty Carmichael, for which thanks.

If he still hasn’t finished his crossword he comes with the house. Sumbitted by Will.
Se não tiver terminado suas cruzadas ele vem com a casa.

Using a classic example of what is often referred to as “Dad’s thumb”, this is an interesting clash of genres. Terrible real estate agent photography in the style of inept holidaymaker photography.
Design trend: Property developers increasingly limit bathrooms to only 2 dimensions, in order to save space.

The worst thing about this is the fact that he looks as if he’s about to get in. Submitted by Emily

Maybe this isn’t wrong, maybe it’s us.  Maybe we’re the ones using our tables the wrong way up.

Whatever this furniture was doing before it was interrupted and photographed, I’m pretty sure they shouldn’t have been doing it.



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